December 2008
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My Christmas Wishlist (For the Entertainment... →
1. A Stewart/Bush type-thing,  ala Frost/Nixon. Two of America’s most popular political comedians, yes! 2.  Stephen Fry to guest star in an episode (or six) of House. 3.  Katy Perry to…
Dec 19th
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Weezer Christmas? →
Hmmm…but I kept saying that I was sick of Christmas carols.
Dec 17th
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Aoowwwhh want that one! →
Dec 14th
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I'm Not Gross? Awwwwh.
Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test… the Wit (52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 21% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty—after all isn’t that the Simpsons’...
Dec 12th
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The Five Step Guide to Social Media Sanity →
Dec 10th
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I Hate Katy Perry. →
Apparently she recently apologized to Lily Allen for calling her fat. I guess that was ‘polite’, but did you really have to say, and I quote (to be fair, I copied and pasted): I was just…
Dec 9th
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“Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the...”
– John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise, p. 46
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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IN YOUR FACE, CANCER!
Dec 5th
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Jon Stewart in a Jewish magazine →
Dec 5th
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Two Things Made Me Happy
Ahahahaha. To be fair, I did enjoy Violet Hill loads. Too bad Viva La Vida is the breakthrough Coldplay single for this album. Sheesh. r-rabbit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOO. (…about Coldplay, not you graduating. The graduating part is really awesome, actually.) W/E. Coldplay are perfect angels. PERFECT ANGELS. <3 theprocrastinator: I graduated!!!! and Coldplay got sued...
Dec 5th
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Two Things Made Me Happy
I graduated!!!! and Coldplay got sued by one of the best guitar players ever. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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“Barack Obama: American values are America’s greatest export. John...”
– The Daily Show, December 2, 2008.
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Tina Fey in Vanity Fair →
Decent and detailed recent article including a photoshoot that looks like she’s doing the chicken dance (apparently it’s Beyonce. Suure).
Dec 1st
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“You know, people hate people who have theories about people.”
– House, Season 5, Episode 3
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
These Are The People Whose Plane Should Have Gone... →
Dec 1st
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“Quiet, the commercial is on! If we don’t watch these, it’s like...”
– Homer Simpson
Dec 1st
Jeeves? Who Needs Jeeves? YOU’RE IN CHARGE OF YOUR... →
This is rather cool. Now you might just be free (for awhile) from annoying phone calls from your granny, HUZZAH! [more from the Wordpress blog…]
Dec 1st
I Must Be Addicted To Starting New Things on the...
Yay. I’ll use this the same way I use Twitter. For Twatting Tweets, probably. But they would be more advanced Tweets. Huzzah!
Dec 1st