feyminism:

OK — sometimes in interviews, I get the people to play “who would you rather sleep with?” You don’t have to play, but —

Tina: Sure, I’ll play!

Ellen DeGeneres or Gayle King?

TF:[Laughs] God, that’s a hard one! [Thinks] I think Gayle King, because if it’s good enough for Oprah …

Oh no, Ellen’s going to be heartbroken.

TF:Well, maybe it’s because I’ve met Ellen and I sort of know her. so it would just feel more awkward to say it. You know what I mean? Plus, I don’t need Portia de Rossi coming after me.

Alec Baldwin or Billy Baldwin?

TF:[Laughs out loud] Oh that’s another tough one! It’s awkward, because I would say Alec, but then it would be embarrassing because then I have to see him every day. But I would have to say Alec. And I like ‘em beefier, as I said earlier.

Jimmy Fallon or Angelina Jolie?

TF:[Quickly] Oh — Jimmy Fallon.

Man, you really don’t like Angelina.

TF:I just don’t like people who seem like they’re “acting sexy.” It’s like, all right, we get it, Angelina, you’re super sexy, now could you just RELAX?