feyminism:

OK — sometimes in interviews, I get the people to play “who would you rather sleep with?” You don’t have to play, but —

Tina: Sure, I’ll play!

Ellen DeGeneres or Gayle King?

TF:[Laughs] God, that’s a hard one! [Thinks] I think Gayle King, because if it’s good enough for Oprah …

Oh no, Ellen’s going to be heartbroken.

TF:Well, maybe it’s because I’ve met Ellen and I sort of know her. so it would just feel more awkward to say it. You know what I mean? Plus, I don’t need Portia de Rossi coming after me.

Alec Baldwin or Billy Baldwin?

TF:[Laughs out loud] Oh that’s another tough one! It’s awkward, because I would say Alec, but then it would be embarrassing because then I have to see him every day. But I would have to say Alec. And I like ‘em beefier, as I said earlier.

Jimmy Fallon or Angelina Jolie?

TF:[Quickly] Oh — Jimmy Fallon.

Man, you really don’t like Angelina.

TF:I just don’t like people who seem like they’re “acting sexy.” It’s like, all right, we get it, Angelina, you’re super sexy, now could you just RELAX?

Gayle: You talk about your dating experiences and this is what I really like, Tina, ‘cause you talk about going out with a guy who said “Boy, you really eat a lot!”. Somebody said that to me and he never asked me out again. I’m thinking, you know I wasn’t going to be one of those girls that just picked with the salad and acted like I wasn’t hungry. 
Tina: Me too, I thought it was a compliment! Someone would say “Boy, you can really eat a lot!” - “Thank you.”

Yes.

Hey, that’s a GREAT ad for Vogue!

Hey, that’s a GREAT ad for Vogue!

I’d watch this. So hard.