Aim, shoot, kill your leaders

thecomicbookcorner:

unicornpancreas:

I was watching my bff play Arkham City at his girlfriends house, and they henchmen shout a few variants of a phrase like this. When I first heard it, my reaction was to shout ‘MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAD’.
Yeah.

That was also my response

unicornpancreas:

I was watching my bff play Arkham City at his girlfriends house, and they henchmen shout a few variants of a phrase like this. When I first heard it, my reaction was to shout ‘MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAD’.

Yeah.

That was also my response

stickyembraces:

includes fascinating portrayals of casual drug use at house parties, how the author/protagonist had conversations about post-punk while seeing his mate’s band perform at some shitty small venue, internal monologues about consumerism while observing people in a mall and that time when the protagonist had an epiphany about living in the moment while walking in the rain

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"When I’m trying to explain the wonder that is Leslie Knope to nonbelievers, I often find myself at a loss for words. But not anymore. Henceforth and forevermore, Leslie Knope is a woman so flawless that she made Batman cry."

— Heather Hogan, “Gay Girl’s Goggles: “Parks and Recreation” SnapCap (4.04)” October 14th, 2011 (via diaphenia)

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“If Movie Posters Told the Truth.”

That’s right, place. EAT MY POO!

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I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.

10knotes:

iamtbseuss:

In public I’m just like:

But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:

And then I realize:

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